fred flinstone 11:58 Thu Sep 18
Best swearing in a film
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Following on from a couple of comments on the John Landis thread what is your favourite bit of swearing in a film ?
A couple of mine are the Don Logan -
"I've got to change my shirt, I'm sweating like a cunt"
and in The Guard where the copper stops the 3 drug dealers in the car
" What did you stop us for then you stupid fucking cunt?"
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The Joker
3:56 Thu Sep 25
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Clichéd now I suppose, but surely Samuel L Jackson in Pupl Fiction has to be right up there.
Honourable mention to to Gangster No1 - some top quality swearing in that.
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Livingstone
3:33 Thu Sep 25
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Four Lions had a few
Barry: They'll crack you like babies' fingers. They'll pump you full of viagra and make you f*ck a dog.
Waj : You f*cked up rabbit with no ears!
Omar : Waj, they're chickens.
Barry: [car breaks down] Fuck, Fuck, fuck it!
Omar: Did you fix this then, Barry?
Barry: Yes, I fixed it!
Omar: Did ya?
Barry: It's the parts... they're Jewish.
Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish?
[pause]
Omar: Hmm?
Fessal: Spark plugs.
Barry: Spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic.
Ed: [conversing on the phone] Right so what sort of girls are you into, then, Waj?
Waj: I don't know. Ones with big jubblies and that.
Ed: Yeah? You like them big, Waj? Yeah.
Waj: And nice fit arses, too, man.
Ed: You're an arse man, aren't you, Waj? I knew you were, bro. You're an arse man. You're a massive arse man.
Waj: What are you saying?
Ed: I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
Waj: You giving me batty chirps, bro? You calling me a whammer?
Ed: No.
Waj: Fuck off!
[Ends phone conversation]
Waj: Fucking Boy George!
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Claret Badger
12:47 Thu Sep 25
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Best delivery of the words "FUCK OFF" in a movie ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRi0FT8uYMY
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Bullet
7:41 Wed Sep 24
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Icwhs, childish? Listen! I said one more time...mate and I'll take you to the fucking cleaners.
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Claret Badger
2:35 Wed Sep 24
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Paul Gleason - Trading Places
"excuse me . . . .. . . FUCK OFF!"
EOT
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icwhs
3:28 Wed Sep 24
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That big nose was a bit childish
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Bullet
2:17 Wed Sep 24
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAVvEQvnDm0
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chim chim cha boo
2:01 Wed Sep 24
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Flicking through the channels I've come across 'Keith Lemon the movie' and there's a sweary Pakistani lady that just had me pissing myself laughing.
'I don't know why I married you, you twat. Oh yes I do- it was FUCKING ARRANGED'.
When he stuck a lemon on his mobile phone the director of the program says 'I want one of those', Hsselhoff (the host of the show) shouts 'SHIT THE BED' and the Pakistani woman goes 'he's a cunting genius'.
Puerile but top swearing.
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Briano
9:02 Sun Sep 21
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Ben Kingsley (Don Logan) scene from Sexy beast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izuGqIi_-vc
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Too Much Too Young
2:25 Sun Sep 21
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How about a film of an Aussie with road rage.
Top notch swearing for sure and very funny..
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c0d_1411295460
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Hammer and Pickle
12:15 Sun Sep 21
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Helmut Shown 10:00 Sat Sep 20
Very little swearing in that film.
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Lertie Button
12:10 Sun Sep 21
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In Bruges, love the movie & Colin Farrel's swearing in the early part of the film is terrific.
They film Game of Thrones all round N Ireland, & were out on our beach for a couple of weeks in the summer. Was gutted that none of the dwarf actors were involved, was hoping to quote Farrel's line "fuck that, there filming midgets".
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Boycie
12:01 Sun Sep 21
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This is the funniest thread for a long time.
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fred flinstone
11:36 Sat Sep 20
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Boycie 9:25 Sat Sep 20
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That bit always cracked me up !
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Helmut Shown
10:00 Sat Sep 20
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Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!
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bertie
9:40 Sat Sep 20
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Sexy beast is on ch4 tonight.
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Boycie
9:25 Sat Sep 20
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Why have I got to be Mr Pink?
Cause you're a Fucking faggot!
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Lily Hammer
5:50 Sat Sep 20
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I like this bloke from Johnny Dangerously........
Roman Moroni: "I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves."
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Rise Park family
5:43 Sat Sep 20
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Glengarry Glen Ross....when the Sales Exec is going ballistic. Sweary heaven
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SecondOpinion
1:24 Sat Sep 20
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Tom: Fuck you, yes you, fucking fuck you!
Henry: You what? You fucking what? You want some cunt? You think you're hard enough, because you're the favourite, Like you're unfucking touchable, cos every fucking fucker likes you?
Tom: You're just a jealous bitter old fucking cunt!
Gordon (butting in) Well fuck you, you fucking wanking, piss drinking snot licker little poof!
THOMAS AND HIS NEW ADVENTURE
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chad sexington
1:01 Sat Sep 20
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Sexy Beast hands down
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